USA’s Opening Ceremony sweaters are Ameritastic (6 pictures)

The U.S. Winter Olympic opening ceremony uniforms have been unveiled and they’re a wonderful conglomerate  of an ugly Christmas sweater and an ironic ‘Murica 4th of July shirt, with what looks like a pair of good ol’ fashioned American sweatpants. Let’s not forget the turtleneck underneath.

Yeah, sure. You can say they’re ugly, you can even say they’re awful, but we respect the uniforms. In all their awfully awesome glory. They’re fun, there loud and they scream America as though from the top of the Rockies holding a baby bald eagle in one hand and drinking a glass of bourbon in the other.

Own your own for the very American price of $598.

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